normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
Apparently .. while I was downstairs smoking bowls and being stupid with my housemate, the internet did this.
Thank you, internet.
I always knew my kvlt-face looked like Grumpy Cat.
Blogger: #OMG LOOK AT THAT #LOOK AT THAT LOOK #YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN AND EMOTION IN THEIR EYES OF HOW MUCH IT HURT THAT SHE STOLE THE ONLY THING THEY SHARED TOGETHER #THAT ONE LOOK AT THE GROUND SYMBOLIZES EVERYTHING UGH IT EVEN REFLECTS HOW THEY FEEL THAT BARELY ANYONE CARES ABOUT THEM #THAT THEIR PAST IS ALMOST TOO HEAVY TO HOLD ON THEIR SHOULDERS #FLAWLESS ACTING I FUCKING CANT #ITS LIKE THEYRE FALLING AND NO ONE CAN SAVE THEM
Actor: I was told to look down while acting sad.
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this
my friend’s grandmother was a kind of school counsellor youth advisor type and would go to various schools talking to kids that seemed to be having trouble with friends, work, whatever. sometimes, if things didn’t seem to be improving and there wasn’t a clear cause, she would ask to visit the child at home with his/her family. so one time she goes to this boy’s house and literally the entire family acted like lions, from the second they got in the door. not dressed up or anything, just crawling on all fours and roaring their heads off. so she just had to go back to the school and be like um yeah he might be more well adjusted if his family didn’t pretend to be lions at home.
^Reblogging again for that lion story
oh my god
What
Reactions To Eragon (The film)
- I didn’t pronounce it that way in my head
- ROBERT CARLYLE
- Eragon is kind of cute
- That wasn’t in the book
- That wasn’t in the book
- They skipped something important
- I WANT A BABY DRAGON
- Brom seems familiar
- That wasn’t in the book
- BROM IS SCAR FROM THE LION KING
- That wasn’t in the book
- They skipped something important
- ROBERT CARLYLE
Yeah, so the majority of my film reactions continued to alternate between being excited about Robert Carlyle and being irritated at how the storyline was translated to the screen.
Also, for the credits song - Keep Holding On by Avril Lavigne? Seriously?!
Lolthis. I actually kind of enjoyed that movie, but my expectations were looooooowww. I’m not too impressed with the books, so yeah. For me it’s one of those so-bad-it’s-good movies.
BUT ROBERT CARLYLE.
And Jeremy Irons. They killed off all the best characters.
Short powerpoint on genderfluidity because I tend to get a lot of hella confused looks.
Very interesting. I guess this is the term I technically “fit” under.
I have *such* a long history concerning this issue, so it’s nice to have a convenient label for it. Though at the same time it’s kind of disappointing. I FEEL LIKE THE MYSTERY IS GONE
I always prefer being identified as a female ‘cause that’s just the body I has, however I tend to go back and forth with how I see myself and with how I like to dress or wear my hair. I am only sexually attracted to men. I often find women gorgeous and drool-worthy, but that’s the extent of my attraction..
Though in the end, I don’t really care about my “gender identity.” I’m just a soul that God made, and as long as He loves me, I’m content with what He gives me. Mainly I see myself as kind of a blank canvas. I make myself look a certain way for the sake of art/amusement/expression/boredom/whatever. I just like playing dress-up with myself. Always have.
According to my sister, I’m actually a gay male pop-star from the 80’s who was born with a woman’s body. I am totally okay with this.
